Oh, WOW - I haven't had these in about 20 years! There are 2 things I really, really miss about living in New Jersey... Pork Roll, and Screaming Yellow Zonkers - but they're here now!!! (Zonkers, that is.) In case you didn't know - Screaming Yellow Zonkers are these Yellow-Glazed popcorn snacks... No Nuts, No Caramel - just sugar, butter and popcorn. These things are great!!!

Not only are Zonkers great tasting - the packaging is just so much fun! It's covered with all of these pieces of trivia, so that you can learn worthless crap while rotting your teeth - life just doesn't get any better than that!!!

For Example - did you know that Little Ersatz, the world's smallest elephant can sit, fetch, roll over and bark like a dog... it's true - you can see the picure of the elephant in the picure that I took of my can (of Zonkers, that is). Now, where else are you gonna find information like this?

Ya know - everybody wants to tell you about how evil Sams Club is - but no matter how much debate, no matter how persuasive you can be - I know that Sams Club isn't evil - because they sell Screaming Yellow Zonkers!

Now if we can only get them to stock pork roll... but it has to be Taylor Brand pork roll - nothing else will do! Oh yeah, you can buy it over the Inernet - but they charge a fortune!! Nope - it's gotta be right there, in my local supermarket.

Then, and ONLY Then - will my life be complete!!!

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